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cakewrecks_feedAttention minions raising smaller minions:
Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose?
I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean.
Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing?
Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.
[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!
Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!
My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"
C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.
But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.
And that point is riiiiiight around.... here:
Oink oink, motherfluffers.
Thanks to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.
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P.S. If you've never read any of The Bloggess' hilariously gut-busting books, then I highly recommend starting with her first and working your way forward:
Let's Pretend This Never Happened
The paperback is only $10 Prime, and be warned: the chapter with the raccoon hands WILL threaten your bladder control. :D
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cakewrecks_feed[walking into spotlight]
[striking dramatic pose]
[raising fist to the heavens]
["Meep?"]
["MEEP!"]
[raising both arms and bellowing]
[Ahem.]
Blow, winds, and crack your heartfelt thanks to Jennifer T., Janet, Carol F., Lilly P., Amanda M., Alli S., Christy L., Sarah F., Sarah Jane, Brittany B., Paige H., and Karyn T, our Shakespearean pros.
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PS: Been a while since English Lit 101? Then here, let me google that for you:
"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub."
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And if you think those are batty, check these bebehs out:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set
They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $9 Prime!
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